1) He wants to buy an old Cesna, paintit flashy colors, and call
it Air Force
2) He heard that some government agencies were using LINUX.
3) He wants to get that illegal sports car in SF Bay into the US.
4) He just thinks it would be neat to be president of two big thingies.
5) He's hot for Janet Reno.
6) His ego needs to be inflated.
7) He lost the key to his mansion, so he needs a new place to live.
8) He thinks that he can use MS Money to balance the budget.
9) He feels that Perot just didn't throw enough money at it.
10) He wants to make Windows '98 the official operating system of the USA.